If you want to be our sitter, please be sweet and never bitter
Help us with math and book reports
Might I add eat my shorts!
Bart!
Just cuttin' through the treacle
If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her Let me get away with moider
Teach us songs and magic tricks
Might I add, no fat chicks!
Homer!
The nanny we want is kindly unsage
And one who will work for minimum wage
Hurry nanny things are grim
I'll do it!
Anyone but him!