Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Oh, Dr Zaius
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Troy: What's wrong with me?
Dr Zaius: I think you're crazy
Troy: I want a second opinion
Dr Zaius: You're also lazy
Chorus
Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?
Dr Zaius: Of course you can
Troy: Well I couldn't before
Chorus