The Simpsons - Bartman текст песни

Homer: Bart Bart Bart *smash* BART!
Bart: I didn't do it Nobody saw me do it You can't prove anything

Bart: Yo! Hey, what's happening, dude?
I'm the guy with the rep for being rude
Terrorizing people wherever I go,
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow

Fixin' test scores to get the best scores
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor
I'm the kid that made delinquency an art;
Last name Simpson, first name Bart

I'm here today to introduce the next phase,
The next step in the big Bart craze
I've got a dance real easy to do;
I learned it with no rhythm, and so can you

So move your body if you've got the notion,
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Now that you've got it, if you think you can,
Do it to the music -- that's the Bartman

Back: Everybody, if you can, Do The Bartman
Bart: Whoa!
Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Bart: Shake it out, man!
Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can
Bart: Bartman!
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Bart: Uh-huh
Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman
Bart:
Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Bart: Whoa, mama!
Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can
Bart: Whoa
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman

Bart: It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks,
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep
Homer was yellin',
Homer: BART!
Bart: Mom was too,
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew

Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom,
Sitting by myself, confined to my room
When all else fails, nothin' else left to do,
I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove

Back: Move your body, if you've got the notion
Bart: Whoa, I'm feelin' the groove now, baby!
Back: Front to back in a rock-like motion
Bart: Bring it back, whoa!
Back: Move you hips from side to side now
Bart: Do the Bartman!
Back: Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now
Bart: Whoa, Lisa Ha!
Back: If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it
Bart: Ha, ha ha!
Back: Light rhythm in time with the music
Bart: Ha, haha Check it out, man
Back: You just might start a chain reaction
Bart: If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson

Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman
Bart: Oh, yeah!
Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Bart: Shake yo body!
Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can
Bart: Huhp!
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Bart: Yeah, do the Bartman
Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman
Bart: Everybody, yeah, do the Bartman
Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Bart: Shake it out
Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can
Bart: Whoa, mama
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Bart: I'm bad, I'm bad!

Back: Do the Bartman
Bart: Do the Bartman!
Everybody back and forth, from side to side
Back: Do the Bartman
Bart: Do the Bartman!
Pick your feet up off the floor, let 'em glide!
Back: Do the Bartman
Bart: Do the Bartman!
She can do it, he can do it, so can I
Back: Do the Bartman
Bart: Do the Bartman!
Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny

Homer: Turn it down! Will you stop that infernal racket?!
Back: DO THE BARTMAN!!!

(Lisa plays saxophone)

Bart: Oh, my ears! Lisa! Put that saxophone away!
You can't touch this *clatter*
I didn't do it Nobody saw me do it You can't prove anything

Oop!

Now I'm in the house, feeling good to be home,
Till Lisa starts blowing that damn saxophone
And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away,
But still I'm feeling good, so that's okay

I'm up in my room, just a singin' a song,
Listen to the kick drum, kickin' along
Yeah Lisa likes jazz; she's their number one fan,
But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bartman

Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman
Bart: Hey, everybody!
Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Bart: Need I remind you?
Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can
Bart: Ooh, I am Bart, Bart-man
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Bart: Huh Shake it out

Back: Do the Bartman
Bart: Do the Bartman!
Everybody back and forth, from side to side
Back: Do the Bartman
Bart: Do the Bartman!
She can do it, he can do it, so can I

Back: Move your body, if you've got the notion
Bart: Move it
Back: Front to back in a rock-like motion
Bart: Swing it!
Back: Move you hips from side to side now
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now
If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it
Bart: Dooby, dooby, dooby, dooby doo wop bop bop!
Back: Light rhythm in time with the music
Bart: Dabba doo, dabba doo, dab it!
Back: You just might start a chain reaction
Bart: Dabba dab doo dab
Hee, hee, hee I'm a Bartman

Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman
Bart: Swing it, baby
Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Bart: Hoo-uh
Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can
Bart: Oh yeah I'm bad Real bad
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Bart: Whoa, mama

Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman
Bart: Do the Bartman
Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can
Bart: Ha, ha!
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Bart: Oh yeah!

Back: Do the Bartman

Back: Move your body, if you've got the notion
Bart: You call that dancing? Ha!
Back: Front to back in a rock-like motion
(Do the Bartman)
Bart: Watch this move
Back: Move you hips from side to side now
(Everybody in the house do the Bartman)
Bart: Ooh, uh uh, uh, ai ai Yeah!
Back: Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now
(Do the Bartman)
If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it
Bart: Ha, ha ha! Swing it!
Back: Jack your body in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction
Bart: Eat your heart out, Michael! Woop!
Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Do the Bartman

Homer: YOU'RE GROUNDED!!
Bart: Oh, wow, man